the forbidden fruit
this is a scene from the garden of iDen, from a not too distant dystopic future. Bill, keeper of the Gates, hears that someone has defied his command and eaten of the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of cool and beaver (???), and he is absolutely livid.
Bill: [booming] You! Why have you eaten of the fruit?! Answer me!!!
Chang: [petrified] I… I…
Bill: [getting impatient] Speak, minion! Why!!!
Chang: [peeing in pants] I… But I only took a byte… Steve! It was Steve! He gave me to eat of the fruit! He…
Bill: Steve… You mean Eve?
Chang: No no! Steve! Steve! The bespectacled one!
Bill: Ah, Steve, that job.less trickster… I’ll take care of him… Bah! For this act of misdemeanor, I condemn you to a lifetime of fixing bugs and glitches on Windows operating systems!!!
Chang : Nnnnnnnooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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