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the forbidden fruit


this is a scene from the garden of iDen, from a not too distant dystopic future. Bill, keeper of the Gates, hears that someone has defied his command and eaten of the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of cool and beaver (???), and he is absolutely livid.

Bill: [booming] You! Why have you eaten of the fruit?! Answer me!!!

Chang: [petrified] I… I…

Bill: [getting impatient] Speak, minion! Why!!!

Chang: [peeing in pants] I… But I only took a byte… Steve! It was Steve! He gave me to eat of the fruit! He…

Bill: Steve… You mean Eve?

Chang: No no! Steve! Steve! The bespectacled one!

Bill: Ah, Steve, that job.less trickster… I’ll take care of him… Bah! For this act of misdemeanor, I condemn you to a lifetime of fixing bugs and glitches on Windows operating systems!!!

Chang : Nnnnnnnooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 responses

  1. Jeezuz. that’s funny. Haha. haha. actually the funniest part was seeing your face! haha.

    Friday August 10, 2007 at 6:20 am

  2. liyanonymous

    HAHAHA. i loved the puns and the not-so-secretive jabs. you funny monster. ((:

    Saturday August 11, 2007 at 5:55 am

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