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a malady called ‘triple-d’


dang doggone dream? no. dolittle deflating diet? no.

destructive discipline deficiency, more like it.

i am pretty sure i am not the only one who suffers from this. i am currently searching for a cure, so those with answers please advise. anyway, you know you are afflicted with ‘ddd’ if you:

– told yourself that you will study for that test but find msn chats and fiddling with your facebook too irresistible.

– promised yourself that you will run three times a week to keep fit but end up blaming the weather every time for ruining your plans.

– are a consistent ‘pusher’ of the snooze button.

– walk into lecture 15 minutes late everyday.

– exceed your budget because of impulse buying.

if you display any of the above symptoms, do call 1800-can-later? for professional help. or you can just buy some ‘discipline’ over the counter at all good pharmacies. i hope they come in tablet form these days. alternatively, you can ask for a good ol’ whippin’ (boy, are we venturing into dangerous territory here). nothing beats (excuse the pun) ‘dhrasing de dirtbag’ (ok that was bad).

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3 responses

  1. i think i display all of the above symptoms..
    ..except the running part, cuz i keep telling myself to promise myself but i never get around to doing it so it’s ok.. i’ll never do such a thing.

    i need to get out more.

    Sunday September 16, 2007 at 1:10 am

  2. well, then for you i recommend the 12-day ‘drastic draining detox’!

    Sunday September 16, 2007 at 9:02 am

  3. dat dounds dood! (uh, that sounds good..?)

    Sunday September 16, 2007 at 9:04 pm

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